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Nap Time!!!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006
More Chronicle Genius

The weekly poll for the Chron, available on the opinion page, asks the question:

"Wages for college grads are declining: What should be done?"

The first answer is:

"Offer tuition tax credits so more seek higher degrees."

Wow. That's a great idea. Should we solve inflation by printing more money, too?

posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 8/02/2006 04:25:00 PM #
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Well, the first step to making the BA commercially viable would be to universally slash the "ethnic studies" major.

Here is a scene from a job interview...

Interviewer: So, you have a BA from UCB...

Candidate: Yes, sir, I do.

Interviewer: Great, we need educated employees. What did you study?

Candidate: I majored in repeatedly telling people I'm black. I have a BA in ethnic studies.

Interviewer: Great. I will give you $8/hr. to scan through the mail. You might be qualified for that job. Maybe.
 
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