Friday, April 13, 2007
When hazing...
When hazing, if you get caught by police, don't explain that you're hazing.
According to a police report, UCPD officers found the eight veteran baseball players near Evans Diamond with six freshman players who were wearing only G-string underwear and shoes just after 11 p.m. on Jan. 15. Two of the freshmen were blindfolded.
The players described the incident as an "initiation" event to the police. No, you describe it as a "team-building" event. A "social bonding" event. An "experimentation on the societal limits on sexuality" event. You don't just blurt out "Yeah, man, we're hazing!"
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