Friday, April 06, 2007
BQIE - President
My picture is fucking awesome. I can't stop laughing. I'm trying to find the right stereotype to describe it, but it's not coming to me. Suggestions?
Oh, the BQIE. Hmmm...
Joe Rothberg Sadly, he has the most awesome and meaningful ideas. As usual, the one with the best vision for the office runs with the joke party.
Van Nguyen The goals aren't any more meaningful than most goals. I think he wins the neutral spot, which again is near the top of the list.
Ilana Nankin She's so friendly. She'll do monthly barbeques with different groups so that her office can take credit for the work of those student groups.
Dimitri Garcia He seems a bit narrow-visioned for the job. I do give him credit for being able and willing to tell the University to go fuck itself, though.
Eric Marshall I'm not entirely sure what his plan is, but he wants to assign constituencies to various Senators. I don't think that's how it's supposed to work.
Travis Garcia Campus restaurants taking credit cards? That's just what they need. The slowest possible transactions.
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