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Nap Time!!!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007
BUI-Senate

Well, I need to pick 20 senators out of 75. Actually becoming familiar with them is a bit of a pain, so I need to use shortcuts. So here go my 20 carefully thought-out senate endorsements, and the reasons for them:

John O'Connor (most apostrophes)

Ana Luz Acevedo-Cabrera (most names)

Maryjane Castillo (highest Scrabble score for first name)

Chad Kunert (name that would receive the most "excuse me?" responses)

Dionne Jirachaikitti (most selfish, by count of use of the letter "i" in name)

Ben Narodick (most robust member)

Scott Silver (most valuable)

Tyler Le (most efficient name)

Ross Ligenfelder (newest party)

Kenan Wang (roundest candidate number)

Jason Louie (highest vowel-to-consonant ratio in last name)

Christian Osmena (would violate separation of church and state the most)

Nadir Shams (chosen by uniform random number generation)

Amanda Pouchot (chosen by hierarchical random number generation)

Danny Montes (chosen by closing my eyes and pointing)

Five other people (chosen because I ran out of legitimate standards to use to choose Senators, and would've had to use silly methods to choose them)

posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 3/21/2007 11:02:00 PM #
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Beetle, I won't let you down. I'll ser've the ASU'C as best I' can.
 
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