Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Headline Points!
"Botched Breakfast Forces Evacuation." The actual story is about how the folks in Barrows hall can't figure out how to toast bread without causing an evacuation (and, apparently, make their breakfast after noon), but I think the headline demands a more interesting story.
Since Barrows is humanities-heavy, the excitement of a breakfast monster created by a freak accident in the biological lab wouldn't fit. Come up with your own ideas! I'm thinking of something relating to a waffle iron that also serves as a switch to trigger a bomb hidden somewhere in the building. Unfortunately, the waffle iron is behind a locked door, along with a really hungry person. Sure, she doesn't want to blow up the building, but the waffles are sooooo good. Meanwhile, the bomb squad has to sweep through the building, searching for the bomb based on the vague clue left by an anonymous tipster that the bomb is "right next to the communist literature," barely narrowing the search area at all.
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