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Nap Time!!!

Friday, April 14, 2006
Comical errors in brief

Tee hee.

First up is Ryan McDonald's story on broken windows, where he can't decide when 'now' is:

A window in a Southside clothing store was damaged Wednesday night or yesterday morning under mysterious circumstances.

Employees of Sway, above Futura and Bear Basics on Telegraph and Durant avenues, arrived at the store this morning to find that a second-floor window had a large hole near its center, with parts of the window cracked or shattered, store employees said.


This morning, under normal convention, would be Friday morning. Which means that, for the above to work, no employees noticed the broken windows during all of Thursday, while employees had to arrive early enough on Friday morning to make press time.

Next up is Katlyn Carter on the ASUC Auxiliary director search:

After reviewing over 50 applicants, campus officials are entering the next phase of the search to replace former director Tom Cordi, who announced his resignation after serving an eight-year term in January.

And eight-year term in January? That takes some serious time-compression.

posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 4/14/2006 11:14:00 PM #
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