Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Don't sound too hopeful
"Indictments would Rock White House"
Okay, the editorial isn't... oh, wait, sorry, I meant "news analysis," I always screw that up for some reason... Anyway, the analysis isn't shy about showing how hopeful the Chron folks are. In the end, it's pretty silly. You know that it's not going to matter if there are indictments or not.
On the anti-Bushie side:
If indictments: "This is clear evidence that the Bush administration is corrupt and blah blah blah blah blah..."
If no indictments: "This is clear evidence that people in positions of power get special treatment and are not held accountable for blah blah blah blah blah."
On the anti-anti-Bushie side:
If indictments: "Indictments are meaningless, especially from a partisan assassin like Fitzgerald..."
If no indictments: "Haha! Told you! Neener neener neener!"
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