Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Brief!
I'm newsy! In briefy!
The first story is about how a driver collided with a girl. A lot of stress is put on the fact that it was the driver that collided, rather than the car. I get the impression that he stopped his car, got out, ran into a girl, then got back in and drove off.
Next, we've got a knifey case. While "The attacker is described as clean-shaven, in his 20s with black hair, a thin build and a hooded jacket," apparently no one could get a close enough look at him to figure out his race.
Finally, someone flashed a woman while riding his bicycle. Actually, it's even more impressive than that.
The woman was walking on Derby Street near Shattuck Avenue around 5:38 p.m. when the man rode by on his bicycle, masturbating twice, said Berkeley police Officer Joe Okies.
Twice! Which, of course, raises a broader question which I must be ignorant on. How does one count masturbations? My previous understanding would suggest that someone could not masturbate twice in quick succession, and certainly not within the time frame of passing someone on a bicycle. But maybe I'm using the wrong counting method. Does anyone know the proper way to count masturbations?
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