Finally, the BUE!

The Student Advocate is charged with making up excuses for liars and cheats. Also for Zionists.

I don't know who the hell these people are, and I really don't care. Mahin Ibrahim and Kiren Rizvi get my endorsement, since they didn't say anything stupid.

Vikrum Aiyer is essentially running unopposed, despite what the ballot may say.

Nare Avagyan wants you to vote for him because he'll be really loud, I guess.

Let's review the names up for election so far:

Mahin Ibrahim
Kiren Rizvi
Vikrum Aiyer
Nare Avagyan

Uh...........

The SQUELCH! candidate, Mitch Rodricks, is made of purple jellybeans, I'm told.

Finally, Yvette Felarca wants to be Student Advocate so she can shakedown the ASUC more effectively.

posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 4/02/2005 10:19:00 AM #
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Get it right before you try to sound so all-knowing. Nare is a female's name.

# posted by  Anonymous : 10:15 PM, March 14, 2012

 

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