Crime in Brief

Finally, some crime reports in News in Brief. One shoplifter got his ass kicked by some store employees over baby formula. Wait, baby formula?

Employees phoned police and held Tsegaye until officers arrived.

Police arrested Tsegay and returned the baby formula to the shelf.

Are the police really qualified to restock shoplifted goods? And why is Tsegaye's name spelled two different ways?

And remember: It's not a battle if nobody dies. Seriously, let's see some guitar-on-skull action if you want to advertise a battle of bands.

posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 4/27/2005 07:20:00 AM #
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