Monday, April 04, 2005
BUE, the conclusion
Prez!
BUE: Rebecca C. Brown, because she can't possibly serve in the position.
Brown also plans to budget scholarships for women and underrepresented minorities in the hard sciences and ethnic studies, she said.
Shouldn't men get scholarships for departments like English?
Manuel Buenrostro promises to accomplish essentially nothing, which, I suppose, is better than screwing things up, as most of the other candidates plan.
Alfred Twu is essentially the same as Buenrostro, but if the picture is to be believed, he doesn't have any eyes, which may cause difficulties.
Justine Lazaro, finally on a webpage titled "Justine Lazaro for President," whines about this and that. She wants to "Offer all communities at Cal a seat at the table during the ASUC President's monthly Chancellor meetings," which raises the obvious question, how will she define community? If you define it right, she'd have to secure a spot for every single student at that table.
Under "Building Oppurtunity: Developing Partnerships with Alumni" she plans to:
"Create more financial resources for students, including student organization funds and scholarships"
and to
"Create more financial resources for students, including student organization funds and scholarships"
I think CalSERVE wins the web lack-of-excellence award, narrowly beating out Student Action's horribly formatted but technically accurate website.
Zach Liberman looks the least ridiculous out of all the candidates pictured, so he wins a spot over...
Ronald Cruz, who is also apparently running for president.
"I will oppose any and every effort to subordinate students' interests to the petty interests of the parties," he said.
Excellent!
Cruz said he plans to inspire students to join the movement and reverse the "re-segregation" of UC Berkeley, stop the New SAT and halt fee hikes.
Oh, nevermind.
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