Monday, February 21, 2005
Whoa
Hey, Misha!
The ASUC is the only autonomous student government in the country. It has broad potential and power, advocating state- and nation-wide on behalf of students and controlling a $20 million commercial operation. The Office of the President serves as a direct voice of the student body and is responsible for developing campus-wide projects and implementing student-friendly policies that will improve the quality of your time at Cal.
I count five inaccuracies in that paragraph alone.
Let's see how well he's accomplished his goals:
1. Make ASUC a real, positive influence and resource in Cal students' daily lives that students can see and recognize
Nope, hasn't done that.
2. Inspire students to become active themselves in whatever they find a passion about.
I suppose it's possible that he's done that, but I kind of doubt it.
3. Tirelessly put on events to bring together community and advocate for student-friendly policies so that everyone will be able to look back at their college experience with nothing but fondness.
Bwahaha!
What I do in your free time: Play guitar and sing, pole vault
Dammit, get out of my free time!
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