Friday, February 11, 2005
Need a fast 15 grand?
The senate has folded! They'll be paying DAAP money. Yay! Here is Beetle's five-step plan to free money:
Step 1) Run for ASUC office
Step 2) Break some rules and get disqualified
Step 3) Whine about free speech or something and sue
Step 4) Wait for the ASUC to fold
Step 5) Relax. It was so easy you can take a vacation for step 5
“It is important that we have the bylaws changed to guarantee that student candidates have the same rights as (other students),” [Yvette Felarca] said. “We still have fewer rights, and they’re compromised by virtue of running for office.”
Uh, why should you have the same rights? Do students normally have the right to badger judicial councils? Do students not running for office even face situations similar to yours? WTF are you talking about?
“It’s extortion, pure and simple. They are holding the sanctity of the ASUC hostage,” said former Judicial Council Chair Mike Davis, who was chair of the council that disqualified the party. “Every student on this campus should be outraged at what they are doing.”
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