Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Nothing's funnier than sex
Yay! We'll finally put a stop to sexual assault!
“We’re very cognizant that the issue of education is really critical, sometimes immediately after the situation, and also on a long-term basis,” said Title IX Compliance Officer Nancy Chu.
This is exactly what's wrong with academia. They think that long words are somehow more meaningful. "We're very cognizant that" could easily be said "we know that" but that's just not fancy enough for these folks. Pathetic.
The campus has also turned its attention toward male students, Creighton said—and male students have sought out ways to help as well.
Because, you know, telling males that raping is bad will definitely be news to them.
Delta Chi fraternity member Anil Daryani said he was shocked by sexual assault statistics presented at a mandatory workshop on substance abuse, which also dealt with sexual assault.
“Bringing facts and figures like that to light is very important,” he said. “You don’t think it happens much, but it does.”
Well, one of the reasons sexual assault statistics are so shocking is that most of them are made up. Just ask TBTN.
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