Five reasons why I'm right and you're wrong.
1) Because I'm me, and you're not.
2) Because I respect your wrongheaded, incorrect, absurd, idiotic opinion without dismissing it outright.
3) Because my friends say so.
4) Because someone totally unrelated to this conversation said or did something stupid, once.
posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 8/29/2004 09:37:00 PM #
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