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Nap Time!!!

Friday, August 08, 2003


The secret truth about Georgy Russell

Georgy is just Gregory rearranged and minus an r. R is the 18th letter of the alphabet, and adding 1 and 8 gives 9. Multiply this by Georgy's age and you get 234. 234 is just a sequence of numbers, between 1 and 5. But 1 and 5 can be arranged to make 51, as in Area 51. Therefore, is Georgy Russell, as claimed earlier, an alien? Of course not. She's just paranormal. But that's even worse. Paranormal looks suspiciously like Pair of Normals. So, in fact, Georgy Russell is stitched together from the corpses of two normal people. How else do you think she got beauty and brains?

Now, sure, there's those of you out there who enjoy wearing blinders, and you'll ignore this perfectly logical conclusion. Of course, I can't prove it, but when can you really prove anything?

posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 8/08/2003 09:04:00 PM #
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