Cool! 150 hits today, and it's not even 5. Changng the name of this blog is indeed getting that strangely unfair publicity I expected it to. Now, what to do with my ill-begotten readership... Aha! Let's spread baseless and almost certainly false rumors about Georgy Russell! (The following are mostly lies, and should not be confused with such things as the truth.) Georgy Russell is, in fact, and alien. Not even a Martian, who we could at least sympathize with. No, she comes from "Planet X," the mysterious planet known only to astronomers and bad comic writers. Becoming governor of California is really only phase 4 of her plan to take over the world and enslave us all. It's not for energy, like the absurd Matrix suggests (human life is by no means an infinitely renewable energy source. All of our energy comes, directly or not, from the sun). No, folks on Planet X are just bored, and frankly, they think that Earth antics are some of the funniest out there. Their sense of humor differs from ours, of course, (they found the concept of a "Trail of Tears" uproariously funny) but the concept is the same. Okay, so I'm making that up. The truth is that Russell is merely a concerned citizen who wants to become governor of California so that her dream can come true: To see a pyramid of 10 little people in the governor's office. The aforementioned baseless rumors and accusations are false. Probably. Hopefully. That's what passes for a disclaimer on Georgy Watch. Direct all lawsuits to my lawyer, "up your body's waste-removal pipeline." You're sitting right on top of her office. posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 8/04/2003 05:02:00 PM # Comments (0) . . .
