Beetle's Tips to Intimidating students These are some tips I gave professors for free use in their classes: 1. On every test, place a small picture of Gandalf saying "You shall not pass!" 2. Have downtrodden attendents follow behind you holding up your dress. 3. Have a prominently displayed list of students entitled "To Smite:" Cross off several names. 4. Wear a straitjacket and have police officers with stun batons standing around you. 5. Say "It would be unfair of me to fail students on a whim. Life is not fair." 6. Have one seat in the front occupied by a dusty skeleton with an exam booklet in front of it. 7. Wheel in a cartful of large pods and suggest that if any students fall asleep, they will be "replaced." posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 8/21/2003 10:27:00 PM # Comments (0) . . .
