What if... What if instead of dying by suicide, the salesman was called Cat and run over by a streetcar named Curiosity? Well, maybe it wouldn't have made much of a difference in your life, and the salesman's life hardly matters, being fictional and all. But it does get you thinking on three big questions: 1) Doesn't paper money, at least, grow on trees? 2) How exactly is one partially born or even partially aborted, as in "partial birth abortion"? 3) Is the phrase "The air was so pregenant with tension that you could perform a cesarean section on it" appropriate? After these questions, it quickly becomes clear that the sun really does rise every day, even if we don't see it due to cloud cover. posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 7/02/2003 10:27:00 PM # Comments (0) . . .
