Nothing in life is free ...except for flyers on Telegraph. It's important to employ cost-saving waste-reduction techniques in today's slumping economy. Here are my tips. Yes, you should never go to the supermarket while hungry. As an alternative, try going to the supermarket while you have to take a really nasty crap, and you'll find you get no more than the bare minimum. When you have a readership of approximately one hundred, it's a bad idea to publish twenty thousand copies of your newspaper. Instead of buying your own fruit, it's possible to get it for free by encouraging fruit-based barrages with poor standup comedy routines. (For good material, try reading from this site.) posted by Beetle Aurora Drake 6/28/2003 12:42:00 PM # Comments (0) . . .
